Eating Arepas at The Food Trust Nightmarket in NoLibs.

The telltale sign your boyfriend was the last person out of your apt in the AM.

barackobama:

History, GIFed.

Borrowing someone else’s word, “Amen.”

(Source: mattortega)

Yep, this is happening. We are taking a stretch Escalade home tonight (from Manhattan to Westchester) that BW flagged down. No biggie.

WOW. When planes are 2.5 hours late (thanking my lucky starts otherwise I’d be spending the next 5 hours “sleeping” in SFO), everyone who has been waiting at the airport is wasted. Or just smells like they poured liquor and other spirits all over themselves. And stand uncomfortably close. And say things like, “Too bad his testicles are too small for him to actually say something. Tehehehe.” Oh lawdy I was overly optimistic that this leg of the journey would be semi-peaceful.

You know you’re getting older when you pull Both quadriceps and Both groins from sprinting around the bases. OUCH!!!

Yep, my Dad is officially a Bee Keeper. I feel like he should get an award already, but maybe the spacesuit will beeeee enough. Or the local honey he starts producing!!

Oh man. There’s a couple crying, hugging, and saying goodbye in SMF. It was another lifetime ago when that was me, and now it makes me chuckle (and feel sympathetic for the young couple).

Shiny planes are so much more comforting than dirty ones.

Besides the facts that our parents weren’t 26, they were home, and our houses weren’t dirty (aka we have normal families), this sounds like my childhood. Longs + Lewises, all day every day, outside. Isn’t that what most kids do growing up?

Somehow my AC set for 78* feels like it’s 58*. Also, I wish I were sleepy and/or asleep.

I hate that I haven’t worn my shoes at work all day and they’re still wet from getting saturated this morning. I also hate that since it wasn’t raining outside of my apartment when I left this AM I decided to forego my galoshes. Let’s use more common sense next time, LL.

Dear Spouse,

I’m so proud you put the Licious back into JuleBayLicious.

xoxo,
LPL

I would just like to state that stores are pretty much sold out of Mother’s Day cards From Daughter. The From Son sections were still plentiful. Apparently I am way behind.

File under: more evidence daughters are better than sons! (Sorry B)

I have never been so excited for, and pleased with, an appliance. Well, a cleaning appliance. This puppy cannot be judged by its size- it is a monster and FINALLY my floor is spotless! No more carpet clumps!!!

People. If you like/love cleaning and appreciate a fine piece of machinery, these Dyson vacs are 20% off through Mother’s Day (on all websites). AND if you buy at Bed Bath & Beyond, you can get Another 20% off. Maybe it’s sad I’m this excited about a vacuum and I’m only 28. But that’s a sadness I’m willing to live with. Especially when my floors look like they do!